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skwisklokBody and Appearance
1. Describe the character's height and build. Is he heavyset, thin, short, rangy?
Tall and thin. Not too muscular. He's a spindly swede.
2. How old is he?
Not declared in canon. Somewhere in his twenties to early thirties, probably. I'd put him at 29.
3. Describe his posture. Does he carry himself well or does he slouch?
He has fairly decent posture, that's somewhat complicated by his instrument and choice of music. He often headbangs and hair spins while playing on stage, and he carries his guitar constantly, but he stand straight when just standing around or playing normally.
4. How is his health? Is he fit or out of shape? Any illnesses or conditions? Any physical disabilities?
Rock star. He should be dead, but somehow isn't. He's possibly divine, actually. Drug and alcohol abuse are a factor, though his appetites in those regards aren't as voracious as his band mates. He's allergic to cilantro, by the way.
5. How does he move? Is he clumsy, graceful, tense, fluid?
Not particularly clumsy, though his motion is a bit awkward. He walks normally for a tall guy trying to not catch his instrument on things.
6. How attractive is this character physically? How does he perceive himself in the mirror?
Skwisgaar is the resident lothario of the band. He's certainly attractive, though a portion of that is his status as a celebrity. He has very little trouble meeting women. When he looks himself in the mirror, he sees a handsome man. He also tends to see the pressure of the title of world's greatest guitarist, his own anxieties, etc.
7. Describe his complexion. Dark, light, clear, scarred?
Extremely pale, with a bit of grey pallor.
8. Describe his hair: color, texture, style.
Long hair, to the mid/lower back. Blond, and silky smooth. Almost always worn straight down.
9. What color are his eyes?
Blue
10. Does the character have any other noteworthy features?
Eh. Not really.
11. What are his chief tension centers?
He doesn't carry tension in his frame, but transmutes it to enfold into his crippling anxieties.
12. What is the character's wardrobe like? Casual, dressy, utilitarian? Bright colors, pastels, neutrals? Is it varied, or does he have six of the same suit?
Cargo pants or jeans, always black. Black tank top. Always freeballing.
13. Do his clothes fit well? Does he seem comfortable in them?
Yes.
14. Does he dress the same on the job as he does in his free time? If not, what are the differences?
Yes.
15. You knew it was coming: Boxers, briefs or commando?
Oh Ja, in Sweden underwear is, you know, the kinky stuff you know, worn as a fetish, Ja, but, you know, de exciting sexual stuff is, ohf, always freeballing.
Speech
1. What does this character's voice sound like? High-pitched, deep, hoarse?
2. How does he normally speak? Loud, soft, fast, evenly? Does he talk easily, or does he hesitate?
3. Does the character have a distinct accent or dialect? Any individual quirks of pronunciation? Any, like, you know, verbal tics?
HAH. Skwisgaar speaks English as a second language, and not often with much proficiency. When angered or stressed he oddly does not switch to his native language, he just gets worse with English. 'Yeah' comes out as 'Yah', spelled 'Ja'. Hard TH sounds like 'this', 'that' 'these' are rendered harder as in 'dis', 'dat' and 'dese'. Words that should have an 's' on the end lose them, words that don't have an 's' on the end occasionally gain them. And all of that is normal. When encountering unfamiliar words or complex polysyllables, he gets worse, often mispronouncing them several times in several ways.
4. What language/s does he speak, and with how much fluency?
Swedish, nativly. English... passably.
5. Does he switch languages or dialects in certain situations?
Nope. Always English.
6. Is he a good impromptu speaker, or does he have to think about his words?
Depends on how 'on the spot' he is. In regular conversation he's fine. Addressing a crowd? he's nearly incomprehensible. The word "hovercraft" should not have that many L's.
7. Is he eloquent or inarticulate? Under what circumstances might this change?
INARTICULATE, becoming moreso when stressed... though he can have a poetic eloqquence at times that still struggles to get through his language barriers.
Mental and Emotional
1. How intelligent is this character? Is he book-smart or street-smart?
Neither. He's a moron. He's been babied and coddled by fame. He doesn't know how to feed himself.
2. Does he think on his feet, or does he need time to deliberate?
He can think on his feet... but he rarely ever needs to. Most the time he neither thinks fast nor takes the time to deliberate, that implies he even knows there's something to think about. If he does realize there's a decision to be made, he'll probably get distracted anyway.
3. Describe the character's thought process. Is he more logical, or more intuitive? Idealistic or practical?
None of the above. He doesn't think. when he does, it's often so illogical that it leads to such things as "drink the bleach so the doctors think we're healthy".
4. What kind of education has the character had?
Superiors Skandinavian echutation.
5. What are his areas of expertise? What, if anything, is he interested in learning more about?
His area of expertise is the Guitar. He has no interest outside of that.
6. Is he an introvert or an extrovert?
Extrovert with no acknowledgement of inner feelings
7. Describe the character's temperament. Is he even-tempered or does he have mood swings? Cheerful or melancholy? Laid-back or driven?
Chaotic. Mood swings are common, he's driven in aspects of guitar work but passive almost anywhere else. Usually depressed, though it's a fake sort of show depression caused by his nihistic beliefs and his need to project a brutal image.
8. How does he respond to new people or situations? Is he suspicious, relaxed, timid, enthusiastic?
Depends on the situation. Generally relaxed, sometimes enthusiastic, and often oblivious, even in the face of people who seem genuinely hostile or dishonest.
9. Is he more likely to act, or to react?
More likely to stand there and do nothing.
10. Which is his default: fight or flight?
Up until the end of season two, his default is to stand there and practice scales on his guitar, oblivious to any danger. The season two finale is the first time this changes and he actually fights.
11. Describe the character's sense of humor. Does he appreciate jokes? Puns? Gallows humor? Bathroom humor? Pranks?
He's a moron. His sense of humor is crude, and barely developed. He finds things hilarious even when they shouldn't really be, and misses most jokes, even when they're incredibly obvious.
12. Does the character have any diagnosable mental disorders? If yes, how does he deal with them?
Probably? His mental health is likely no better off than his physical health. He represses everything. He projects his perceived weaknesses on to others. He has HUGE image issues, occasionally crippling anxieties, And a sexual appetite that cannot be considered healthy. And psychologist would have a field day trying to uncover all of his issues, assuming they could ever get him to open up.
13. What moments in this character's life have defined him as a person?
At a young age, walking in on his mother having a threesome with two hairy Swedes.
14. What does he fear?
Losing his position as the best. Being seen as soft. Threats to his masculinity. Failure. Humiliation.
15. What are his hopes or aspirations?
None, really. He is on top of the world, and he want's to stay there. In Vatheon he's a bit miserable, and needs to be seen as the best again. It bugs him that his reputation doesn't extend to multidimensional space.
16. What is something he doesn't want anyone to find out about him?
That he has fears and anxieties at all. That he's maybe not as cold and brutal as he tries to be. That he can care about anybody to any extent.
Relationships
1. Describe this character's relationship with his parents.
He doesn't know his father, and he hates his mother.
2. Does the character have any siblings? What is/was their relationship like?
None.
3. Are there other blood relatives to whom he is close? Are there ones he can't stand?
None. Well, okay, not really. He has sired literally thousands of children, but due to legal technicalities he is not responsible for any of them and he does not acknowledge them at all.
4. Are there other, unrelated people whom he considers part of his family? What are his relationships with them?
His band is his family, and he refuses to admit that.
5. Who is/was the character's best friend? How did they meet?
His best friend is his band mate Toki Wartooth. They both refuse to admit this, ever.
6. Does he have other close friends?
His bandmates, to varying extents. He won't admit it.
7. Does he make friends easily, or does he have trouble getting along with people?
No. Friends are weakness, and he can't show weakness.
8. Which does he consider more important: family or friends?
Neither, they're both terrible.
9. Is the character single, married, divorced, widowed? Has he been married more than once?
Single, and will always stay that way.
10. Is he currently in a romantic relationship with someone other than a spouse?
Nope, unless you count an unending stream of random women.
11. Who was his first crush? Who is his latest?
I don't think he's ever really had a crush on someone.
12. What does he look for in a romantic partner?
He's just in it for sex, but he is open to anybody, including the elderly and the obese.
13. Does the character have children? Grandchildren? If yes, how does he relate to them? If no, does he want any?
Literally thousands of illegitimate children. To meet and have sex with Skwigelf every woman is required to sign a paternity waiver, legally disavowing the possibility that he is the child's father, even in the face of a potentially positive DNA match. No, he doesn't really relate.
14. Does he have any rivals or enemies?
A Terrorist organization known as "The Revengancers" wants him dead. A shadowy tribunal of secret world masters have their own plans for him and dethklok, though it's shrouded in mystery.
15. What is the character's sexual orientation? Where does he fall on the Kinsey scale?
About a 1.5 -> 2. He's never seen showing any interest in males, ever. He sleeps with women constantly. He's hyperconscious of his feminine looks, and overcompensates at times to appear more masculine, so if he ever had any attraction to a male, he'd suppress it. However... in the episode "dethfashion", when Murderface said he never eats hotdogs because he won't stick anything shaped like a dick into his mouth, Skwisgaar did say "I woulds eat a hot dogs. Just putting it out dere".
16. How does he feel about sex? How important is it to him?
He enjoys sex. he enjoys it too much. It's the only think he really cares about besides guitar.
17. What are his turn-ons? Turn-offs? Weird bedroom habits?
Skwisgaar has almost no limits. It appears at times that he has a preference for the elderly, obese, and mothers, but he's seen with any sort of woman so it could be that this is a side effect of his openness and complete non-descrimination. He is the worlds greatest guitarist, Lead guitar for the worlds most popular musical group. He could have any woman he wants. It could be that he's giving a chance to the women who normally aren't picked up by celebrities for a quick screw.
Beliefs
1. Do you know your character's astrological (zodiac of choice) sign? How well does he fit type?
Nope.
2. Is this character religious, spiritual, both, or neither? How important are these elements in his life?
He is a nihilist. He doesn't believe in anything. He's also pretty bad at it, and it's mostly seen as a part of his metal image that he has trouble keeping up.
3. Does this character have a personal code of morals or ethics? If so, how did that begin? What would it take to compromise it?
Not really. He has no problem with just about anything, though he doesn't really feel like killing or torturing with his own hands. He's too busy shredding to care.
4. How does he regard beliefs that differ from his? Is he tolerant, intolerant, curious, indifferent?
Intolerant to indifferent, often mocking. However, he's really bad at his own beliefs so he's not very good at knowing when something doesn't match his own. He once believed that there was no such thing as religion. Not 'god', not 'faith', but Religion. when shown a copy of the bible he took it as evidence that maybe his world view is flawed.
5. What prejudices does he hold? Are they irrational or does he have a good reason for them?
He hates the people of Denmark, whom he constantly mistakenly calls the "dutch".
Daily Life
1. What is the character's financial situation? Is he rich, poor, comfortable, in debt?
He is richer than almost any other single person. His band is the twelfth largest economy in the world. In Vatheon everything is free, which is how he expects this to be anyway. He's rich enough that he doesn't have to buy things anymore.
2. What is his social status? Has this changed over time, and if so, how has the change affected him?
He is the lead guitarist for the strongest cultural force on earth. In Vatheon his fame is gone. It's quite hard for him to handle.
3. Where does he live? House, apartment, trailer? Is his home his castle or just a place to crash? What condition is it in? Does he share it with others?
He lived in Mordhouse, a massive fortress complex built for the band and their industrial complex. In Vatheon he's bumming around now that his hotel stay has run out, usually finding a place in the bed of the local women. There's a real danger that he may soon run out of women he hasn't slept with.
4. Besides the basic necessities, what does he spend his money on?
He doesn't. He has servants to spend money for him... if he ever needs to. In Vatheon he's saving up his starfish tokens to get his gear back so he can start really playing again.
5. What does he do for a living? Is he good at it? Does he enjoy it, or would he rather be doing something else?
He plays guitar, and he's literally the best there ever was at it.
6. What are his interests or hobbies? How does he spend his free time?
Playing guitar, having sex.
7. What are his eating habits? Does he skip meals, eat out, drink alcohol, avoid certain foods?
Eat whatever, usually chessy and fat filled. Drugs, Alcohol, yes, though he shows more moderation than anybody else in the band.
Associations
Which of the following do you associate with the character, or which is his favorite:
1. Color? Black, Silver
2. Smell? Blood, sweat
3. Time of day? Midnight
4. Season? Winter
5. Book? Uhhh n/a
6. Music? Death Metal
7. Place? Valhalla
8. Substance? Wood
9. Plant? Rosewood, Hard Maple, Mahogany
10. Animal? Hawk
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1. Describe the character's height and build. Is he heavyset, thin, short, rangy?
Tall and thin. Not too muscular. He's a spindly swede.
2. How old is he?
Not declared in canon. Somewhere in his twenties to early thirties, probably. I'd put him at 29.
3. Describe his posture. Does he carry himself well or does he slouch?
He has fairly decent posture, that's somewhat complicated by his instrument and choice of music. He often headbangs and hair spins while playing on stage, and he carries his guitar constantly, but he stand straight when just standing around or playing normally.
4. How is his health? Is he fit or out of shape? Any illnesses or conditions? Any physical disabilities?
Rock star. He should be dead, but somehow isn't. He's possibly divine, actually. Drug and alcohol abuse are a factor, though his appetites in those regards aren't as voracious as his band mates. He's allergic to cilantro, by the way.
5. How does he move? Is he clumsy, graceful, tense, fluid?
Not particularly clumsy, though his motion is a bit awkward. He walks normally for a tall guy trying to not catch his instrument on things.
6. How attractive is this character physically? How does he perceive himself in the mirror?
Skwisgaar is the resident lothario of the band. He's certainly attractive, though a portion of that is his status as a celebrity. He has very little trouble meeting women. When he looks himself in the mirror, he sees a handsome man. He also tends to see the pressure of the title of world's greatest guitarist, his own anxieties, etc.
7. Describe his complexion. Dark, light, clear, scarred?
Extremely pale, with a bit of grey pallor.
8. Describe his hair: color, texture, style.
Long hair, to the mid/lower back. Blond, and silky smooth. Almost always worn straight down.
9. What color are his eyes?
Blue
10. Does the character have any other noteworthy features?
Eh. Not really.
11. What are his chief tension centers?
He doesn't carry tension in his frame, but transmutes it to enfold into his crippling anxieties.
12. What is the character's wardrobe like? Casual, dressy, utilitarian? Bright colors, pastels, neutrals? Is it varied, or does he have six of the same suit?
Cargo pants or jeans, always black. Black tank top. Always freeballing.
13. Do his clothes fit well? Does he seem comfortable in them?
Yes.
14. Does he dress the same on the job as he does in his free time? If not, what are the differences?
Yes.
15. You knew it was coming: Boxers, briefs or commando?
Oh Ja, in Sweden underwear is, you know, the kinky stuff you know, worn as a fetish, Ja, but, you know, de exciting sexual stuff is, ohf, always freeballing.
Speech
1. What does this character's voice sound like? High-pitched, deep, hoarse?
2. How does he normally speak? Loud, soft, fast, evenly? Does he talk easily, or does he hesitate?
3. Does the character have a distinct accent or dialect? Any individual quirks of pronunciation? Any, like, you know, verbal tics?
HAH. Skwisgaar speaks English as a second language, and not often with much proficiency. When angered or stressed he oddly does not switch to his native language, he just gets worse with English. 'Yeah' comes out as 'Yah', spelled 'Ja'. Hard TH sounds like 'this', 'that' 'these' are rendered harder as in 'dis', 'dat' and 'dese'. Words that should have an 's' on the end lose them, words that don't have an 's' on the end occasionally gain them. And all of that is normal. When encountering unfamiliar words or complex polysyllables, he gets worse, often mispronouncing them several times in several ways.
4. What language/s does he speak, and with how much fluency?
Swedish, nativly. English... passably.
5. Does he switch languages or dialects in certain situations?
Nope. Always English.
6. Is he a good impromptu speaker, or does he have to think about his words?
Depends on how 'on the spot' he is. In regular conversation he's fine. Addressing a crowd? he's nearly incomprehensible. The word "hovercraft" should not have that many L's.
7. Is he eloquent or inarticulate? Under what circumstances might this change?
INARTICULATE, becoming moreso when stressed... though he can have a poetic eloqquence at times that still struggles to get through his language barriers.
Mental and Emotional
1. How intelligent is this character? Is he book-smart or street-smart?
Neither. He's a moron. He's been babied and coddled by fame. He doesn't know how to feed himself.
2. Does he think on his feet, or does he need time to deliberate?
He can think on his feet... but he rarely ever needs to. Most the time he neither thinks fast nor takes the time to deliberate, that implies he even knows there's something to think about. If he does realize there's a decision to be made, he'll probably get distracted anyway.
3. Describe the character's thought process. Is he more logical, or more intuitive? Idealistic or practical?
None of the above. He doesn't think. when he does, it's often so illogical that it leads to such things as "drink the bleach so the doctors think we're healthy".
4. What kind of education has the character had?
Superiors Skandinavian echutation.
5. What are his areas of expertise? What, if anything, is he interested in learning more about?
His area of expertise is the Guitar. He has no interest outside of that.
6. Is he an introvert or an extrovert?
Extrovert with no acknowledgement of inner feelings
7. Describe the character's temperament. Is he even-tempered or does he have mood swings? Cheerful or melancholy? Laid-back or driven?
Chaotic. Mood swings are common, he's driven in aspects of guitar work but passive almost anywhere else. Usually depressed, though it's a fake sort of show depression caused by his nihistic beliefs and his need to project a brutal image.
8. How does he respond to new people or situations? Is he suspicious, relaxed, timid, enthusiastic?
Depends on the situation. Generally relaxed, sometimes enthusiastic, and often oblivious, even in the face of people who seem genuinely hostile or dishonest.
9. Is he more likely to act, or to react?
More likely to stand there and do nothing.
10. Which is his default: fight or flight?
Up until the end of season two, his default is to stand there and practice scales on his guitar, oblivious to any danger. The season two finale is the first time this changes and he actually fights.
11. Describe the character's sense of humor. Does he appreciate jokes? Puns? Gallows humor? Bathroom humor? Pranks?
He's a moron. His sense of humor is crude, and barely developed. He finds things hilarious even when they shouldn't really be, and misses most jokes, even when they're incredibly obvious.
12. Does the character have any diagnosable mental disorders? If yes, how does he deal with them?
Probably? His mental health is likely no better off than his physical health. He represses everything. He projects his perceived weaknesses on to others. He has HUGE image issues, occasionally crippling anxieties, And a sexual appetite that cannot be considered healthy. And psychologist would have a field day trying to uncover all of his issues, assuming they could ever get him to open up.
13. What moments in this character's life have defined him as a person?
At a young age, walking in on his mother having a threesome with two hairy Swedes.
14. What does he fear?
Losing his position as the best. Being seen as soft. Threats to his masculinity. Failure. Humiliation.
15. What are his hopes or aspirations?
None, really. He is on top of the world, and he want's to stay there. In Vatheon he's a bit miserable, and needs to be seen as the best again. It bugs him that his reputation doesn't extend to multidimensional space.
16. What is something he doesn't want anyone to find out about him?
That he has fears and anxieties at all. That he's maybe not as cold and brutal as he tries to be. That he can care about anybody to any extent.
Relationships
1. Describe this character's relationship with his parents.
He doesn't know his father, and he hates his mother.
2. Does the character have any siblings? What is/was their relationship like?
None.
3. Are there other blood relatives to whom he is close? Are there ones he can't stand?
None. Well, okay, not really. He has sired literally thousands of children, but due to legal technicalities he is not responsible for any of them and he does not acknowledge them at all.
4. Are there other, unrelated people whom he considers part of his family? What are his relationships with them?
His band is his family, and he refuses to admit that.
5. Who is/was the character's best friend? How did they meet?
His best friend is his band mate Toki Wartooth. They both refuse to admit this, ever.
6. Does he have other close friends?
His bandmates, to varying extents. He won't admit it.
7. Does he make friends easily, or does he have trouble getting along with people?
No. Friends are weakness, and he can't show weakness.
8. Which does he consider more important: family or friends?
Neither, they're both terrible.
9. Is the character single, married, divorced, widowed? Has he been married more than once?
Single, and will always stay that way.
10. Is he currently in a romantic relationship with someone other than a spouse?
Nope, unless you count an unending stream of random women.
11. Who was his first crush? Who is his latest?
I don't think he's ever really had a crush on someone.
12. What does he look for in a romantic partner?
He's just in it for sex, but he is open to anybody, including the elderly and the obese.
13. Does the character have children? Grandchildren? If yes, how does he relate to them? If no, does he want any?
Literally thousands of illegitimate children. To meet and have sex with Skwigelf every woman is required to sign a paternity waiver, legally disavowing the possibility that he is the child's father, even in the face of a potentially positive DNA match. No, he doesn't really relate.
14. Does he have any rivals or enemies?
A Terrorist organization known as "The Revengancers" wants him dead. A shadowy tribunal of secret world masters have their own plans for him and dethklok, though it's shrouded in mystery.
15. What is the character's sexual orientation? Where does he fall on the Kinsey scale?
About a 1.5 -> 2. He's never seen showing any interest in males, ever. He sleeps with women constantly. He's hyperconscious of his feminine looks, and overcompensates at times to appear more masculine, so if he ever had any attraction to a male, he'd suppress it. However... in the episode "dethfashion", when Murderface said he never eats hotdogs because he won't stick anything shaped like a dick into his mouth, Skwisgaar did say "I woulds eat a hot dogs. Just putting it out dere".
16. How does he feel about sex? How important is it to him?
He enjoys sex. he enjoys it too much. It's the only think he really cares about besides guitar.
17. What are his turn-ons? Turn-offs? Weird bedroom habits?
Skwisgaar has almost no limits. It appears at times that he has a preference for the elderly, obese, and mothers, but he's seen with any sort of woman so it could be that this is a side effect of his openness and complete non-descrimination. He is the worlds greatest guitarist, Lead guitar for the worlds most popular musical group. He could have any woman he wants. It could be that he's giving a chance to the women who normally aren't picked up by celebrities for a quick screw.
Beliefs
1. Do you know your character's astrological (zodiac of choice) sign? How well does he fit type?
Nope.
2. Is this character religious, spiritual, both, or neither? How important are these elements in his life?
He is a nihilist. He doesn't believe in anything. He's also pretty bad at it, and it's mostly seen as a part of his metal image that he has trouble keeping up.
3. Does this character have a personal code of morals or ethics? If so, how did that begin? What would it take to compromise it?
Not really. He has no problem with just about anything, though he doesn't really feel like killing or torturing with his own hands. He's too busy shredding to care.
4. How does he regard beliefs that differ from his? Is he tolerant, intolerant, curious, indifferent?
Intolerant to indifferent, often mocking. However, he's really bad at his own beliefs so he's not very good at knowing when something doesn't match his own. He once believed that there was no such thing as religion. Not 'god', not 'faith', but Religion. when shown a copy of the bible he took it as evidence that maybe his world view is flawed.
5. What prejudices does he hold? Are they irrational or does he have a good reason for them?
He hates the people of Denmark, whom he constantly mistakenly calls the "dutch".
Daily Life
1. What is the character's financial situation? Is he rich, poor, comfortable, in debt?
He is richer than almost any other single person. His band is the twelfth largest economy in the world. In Vatheon everything is free, which is how he expects this to be anyway. He's rich enough that he doesn't have to buy things anymore.
2. What is his social status? Has this changed over time, and if so, how has the change affected him?
He is the lead guitarist for the strongest cultural force on earth. In Vatheon his fame is gone. It's quite hard for him to handle.
3. Where does he live? House, apartment, trailer? Is his home his castle or just a place to crash? What condition is it in? Does he share it with others?
He lived in Mordhouse, a massive fortress complex built for the band and their industrial complex. In Vatheon he's bumming around now that his hotel stay has run out, usually finding a place in the bed of the local women. There's a real danger that he may soon run out of women he hasn't slept with.
4. Besides the basic necessities, what does he spend his money on?
He doesn't. He has servants to spend money for him... if he ever needs to. In Vatheon he's saving up his starfish tokens to get his gear back so he can start really playing again.
5. What does he do for a living? Is he good at it? Does he enjoy it, or would he rather be doing something else?
He plays guitar, and he's literally the best there ever was at it.
6. What are his interests or hobbies? How does he spend his free time?
Playing guitar, having sex.
7. What are his eating habits? Does he skip meals, eat out, drink alcohol, avoid certain foods?
Eat whatever, usually chessy and fat filled. Drugs, Alcohol, yes, though he shows more moderation than anybody else in the band.
Associations
Which of the following do you associate with the character, or which is his favorite:
1. Color? Black, Silver
2. Smell? Blood, sweat
3. Time of day? Midnight
4. Season? Winter
5. Book? Uhhh n/a
6. Music? Death Metal
7. Place? Valhalla
8. Substance? Wood
9. Plant? Rosewood, Hard Maple, Mahogany
10. Animal? Hawk
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